JUST THE FACTS! THE COUNTRY of TEXOARKLA
In case things get a little tougher during the next few months, we In LOUISIANA, TEXAS , OKLAHOMA & ARKANSAS have a plan.
Maybe you don’t know it, but LOUISIANA , TEXAS , OKLAHOMA & ARKANSAS have a legal right to secede from the Union . (Reference the Texas/Louisiana-American Annexation Treaty of 1848.)
Us TEXOARKLANS love y’all Americans, but we’ll probably have to take action since Barack Obama won the election and is now the President of the U.S.A. We’ll miss ya’ll though.
Here is what can happen:
1. Barack Hussein Obama, after becoming the President of the United States , begins to try and create a socialist country, then TEXAS , LOUISIANA , ARKANSAS and OKLAHOMA announces that they are going to secede from the Union .
2. George W. Bush becomes the President of the Republic of TEXOARKLA . You might think that he doesn’t talk too pretty, but we haven’t had another terrorist attack and the economy was fine until the effects of Barney Frank and the Democrats lowering the qualifications for home loans came home to roost.
So what does TEXOARKLA have to do to survive as a Republic?
1. NASA is just south of Houston , Texas . We wil l control the space industry.
2. We refine over 90% of the gasoline in the United States .
3. Defense Industry–we have over 65% of it. The term “Don’t mess with TEXAS ,” will take on a whole new meaning.
4. Oil – we can supply all the oil that the Republic of TEXOARKLA will need for the next 300 years. What will the other states do? Gee, we don’t know. Why not ask Obama?
5. Natural Gas – again, we have all we need and it’s too bad about those Northern States. John Kerry and AlGore will just have to figure out a way to keep them warm…
6. Computer Industry – we lead the nation in producing computer chips and communications equipment – small companies like Texas Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD, Nortel, Alcatel, etc. The list goes on and on.
7. Medical Care – We have the research centers for cancer research, the best burn centers and the top trauma units in the world, as well as other large health centers.
8. We have enough colleges to keep educating and making smarter citizens: University of Texas , Texas A&M, Texas Tech, University of Oklahoma , Oklahoma State University, UL-Lafayette, UL-Monroe, University of Arkansas , LSU, Arkansas State University , Baylor, Rice, TCU, SMU and MANY more.
9. We have an intelligent and energetic work force and it isn’t restricted by a bunch of unions. Here in TEXOARKLA, we are a Right-to-Work State and, therefore, it’s every man and woman for themselves. We just go out and get the job done.. And if we don’t like the way one company operates, we get a job somewhere else.
10. We have essential control of the paper, plastics, and insurance industries, etc.
11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the TEXOARKLA National Guard, the TEXOARKLA Air National Guard, and several military bases. We don’t have an Army, but since everybody down here has at least six guns and a pile of ammo, we can raise an Army in 24 hours if we need one. If the situation really gets bad, we can always call the Department of Public Safety and ask them to send over the Texas Rangers.
12. We are totally self-sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs, and several types of grain, fruit and vegetables and let’s not forget seafood from the Gulf. Also, everybody down here knows how to cook them so that they taste good. We don’t need any food from somewhere else.
13. FIVE of the ten largest cities in the United States and THIRTY TWO of the 100 largest cities in the United States are located in TEXOARKLA. And TEXOARKLA also has more land than California , New York , New Jersey , Connecticut , Delaware , Hawaii , Massachusetts , Maryland , Rhode Island and Vermont combined.
14. Trade: FIVE of the ten largest ports in the United States are located in TEXOARKLA.
15. We also manufacture cars down here, but we don’t need to. You see, nothing rusts in TEXOARKLA so our vehicles stay beautiful and run well for decades.
This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic of TEXOARKLA in good shape. There isn’t a thing out there that we need and don’t have.
Now to the rest of you folks in the United States under President Obama:
Since you won’t have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only President Obama will be able to drive around in his big 9 mpg SUV. The rest of the United States will have to walk or ride bikes.
You won’t have any TV as the Space Center in H
Prince of Mad: A Presidential Proclamation does not supercede a treaty but I like your intelectual approach. Great to have a real thinker answer my question. Thanks
Another bennefit; We can finally build the wall between TEXOARKLA and Mexico and deport “Illegal Aliens” and say the hell with the EPA and build the lock and damn system in New Orleans that will keep the water out.
Don’t let the door hit your behind on the way out.
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I hope you guys do it better than the rest of America. Good Luck!
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Have fun when Mexico invades!
And the drug cartels overrun the land!
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I say let the dumb bastards suceed it would instantly lower the deficit and get rid of millions of illegals which would become citizens of dumbfuckville
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The Presidential Proclamation declaring peace between the United States and Texas after the Civil War, dated August 20, 1866, states very clearly in the following passage that no state had the right to leave the Union (emphasis added in all capitals):
And whereas,
the President of the United States, by further proclamation issued on the second day of April, one thousand eight hundred and sixty-six, did promulgate and declare, that there no longer existed any armed resistance of misguided citizens, or others, to the authority of the United States in any, or in all the States before mentioned, excepting only the State of Texas, and did further promulgate and declare that the laws could be sustained and enforced in the several States before mentioned, except Texas, by the proper civil authorities, State, or Federal, and that the people of the said States, except Texas, are well and loyally disposed, and have conformed or will conform in their legislation to the condition of affairs growing out of the amendment to the Constitution of the United States, prohibiting slavery within the limits and jurisdiction of the United States;
And did further declare in the same proclamation THAT IT IS THE MANIFEST DETERMINATION OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THAT NO STATE, OF ITS OWN WILL, HAS A RIGHT OR POWER TO GO OUT OF OR SEPARATE ITSELF FROM, OR BE SEPARATED FROM THE AMERICAN UNION; and that, therefore, each State ought to remain and constitute an integral part of the United States;
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Count me in.
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Three of those states already tried to secede. Didn’t work out too well for them.
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As a member of the Louisiana State Militia and a long haul OTR owner/operator, I am at your service.
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I’m in! I live in GA, but I was born and raised in TX. I am a DAR and DRT member and my entire family lives in TX.
I’m totally there! I LOVE Texas! It could stand on its own, period. Woohoo, bring it!
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Umm I would give it six months before that TEXOARKLA TURN INTO MEX OARKLA! Just remember once you are out we are going to build a twenty foot wall around the U.S. and when Lousiana has another hurricane and beleive me they will and so will Texas. Good Luck!
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good riddance
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OK, I’m in. Even though I’m not too high on Okies and Texicans it might work. By the way a Presidential proclamation is not law. Since when and where in the constitution does is say the President can legislate by proclamation.
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what do you use as a army(oh a terrorist militia) ? that’s war you typing about..do you exterminate all the minorities? or make them slaves (or bring back them no coloreds sighs)? we been to this place be for.will you blow up government building and kill american like terrorist?i believe they still have day care in them…i guess killing babies take a back Seat to your unAMERICAN ENDEAVOR…what if a republican was to be president in 4 years….timothy McVeigh would be proud of you.. i see all the states you name i guess the rest of the south would follow…terner diary how many times have you read that unholy book? i guess that will replace the bible,in your ungodly land
9-11 HAPPEN ON G-O-P WATCH.
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well count me in but we have to change the name…lol
oh by the way to the ones who say mexico will invade texas,texas does have a state guard that would be our first army.
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Sounds wonderful. I would legally immigrate there the minute it became a reality.
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Count me in. If not that there will be a war between Socialists and Conservatives soon.
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This pistol packin mama wants it to happen! I will move there in a heart beat.
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AMEN to you and your post! I for one am not a supporter of the anti-christ we call our president who hasn’t done jack s*it since he got elected but think of ways to spend MORE money that we DONT have! Oh wait ….. we’re all supposed to share right? I work every day and save every penny and pay oodles in taxes so that ppl who sit around on their a** and dont do anything can slide through life …. its BULLs*it!!!!!!!! Not to mention that all the “illegal Aliens” have taken the work away from our workers …. my fiance is having a hard time even keeping his business open. I could go on and on …. TEXOARKLA here i come!
The South Will Rise Again!
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